March 2012
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Does Wayne Brady gotta choke a bitch?
Apparently because he’s a hackin fuck. Foul me enough, you get a pull through, followed by an elbow. Then when you come at me, choked. Little man.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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bethsdimples asked: WHERE ARE ALL THE SEX PICTURES FROM HAWAII?! (you better publish this, you goofy-smiled, lei-wearing, hot piece of man meat!)
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Do I? hmmmm
thatchicmichelle replied to your photo: So guess what? I feel great. The scale had a 3… Why do you look like a serial killer?
Feb 29th
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Yeah because if you don't that means you're...
aleyesonmay replied to your post: Brach’s only gross. you probably eat the black ones too huh?!
Feb 29th
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Brach's only
aleyesonmay replied to your post: Oof…I ate too many jelly beans were they starburst jelly beans?
Feb 29th
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Doing grown folk shit like refinancing and...
Feb 29th
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Oof...I ate too many jelly beans
Feb 29th
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I am full of shit.
me too…I haven’t pooped yet
Feb 29th
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Things I have already said this morning
- Oh, I’m the asshole? - Shove your fat fucking face and drive. - Goooooooo - it’s a merge lane, not a stop and look scared lane - Oh my God, you pussy Such a lovely commute this morning
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Truthful Tuesday
I chose to listen to Blake Shelton over Steppenwolf this morning.   I want some of Miss Belle’s sweet tea   Sometimes I think it would be nice to live in a small house in the woods, completely away from everyone. Disconnect, live off the land, and have a simple life.  The sun goes down, the stars come out   I hate that my wife and I fell back in to the same old routine when we got back...
Feb 28th
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You know those days where your kid is literally...
The feeling of relief makes me feel like I just blew my load. Fuck
Feb 28th
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Was it Manwich or real sloppy joe? Because this is...
kindasavvy replied to your post: -_- Every fight I ever got into with my parents at the dinner table was over them force feeding me sloppy joes and telling me that I should like them. yuck. :P
Feb 27th
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“I can dance. But there’s a time and place for that. And I don’t think that it...”
– Derrick Rose, on this year’s All-Star game intros. (Skip to around 4:48 to see what he’s talking about. Coach Thibs and Luol Deng make appearances too.) M.V.P. (via redeyechicago) — Humility is hard to find in the NBA, which was proven by those other clowns… thank goodness we got a good one here...
Feb 27th
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-_-
kindasavvy replied to your post: SLOPPY FUCKING JOE!!! gross.
Feb 27th
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SLOPPY FUCKING JOE!!!
SLOPPY FUCKING JOE!!!
Feb 27th
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Being a girl seems complicated. As a guy, all you...
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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back spasms...ftw
Feb 27th
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I see what you did there!! Someone reads their...
mandible-lector replied to your post: back spams…ftw Right nows the best time too. You won’t put up much of a fight.
Feb 26th
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