theothersarah reblogged your photo: Fuck all other candy
Can I get only the root beer ones, please?
Beginning of the week Tumblr Crushes:
People who click, double click, click again, double click
da fuck people? Chill, it’ll open. Maybe if you didn’t enter in so many Applebee’s sweepstakes, your computer wouldn’t be fucked.
Your Navigator isn’t a truck. Your Explorer isn’t a truck. And your Range Rover definitely isn’t a truck.
You when it’s really hot out and it’s like 150% humidity and your wearing jeans and you have to actually do something? Then you stop and the whole time before you shower your nutsack sticks to your leg because you wore boxers on a ridiculously hot day.
I fucking hate that